I Blame My Animal Magnetism
Spiderman villain, Will o’ Wisp… feel his magnetism! Mr. Editor knows if I stop by the newspaper office, I’ll have just one question – “Who has an available outlet?” I possess the dubious gift of fouling up any electrical device. The “four-hour battery life” on my netbook is closer to twenty minutes, and my BlackBerry® … Read more
Confessions of a Failed Earth Mama
I’m the most un-earthy Earth Mama out there. The problem, you see, is that I love the Earth, but the feeling is – sadly – unreciprocated. For all my crunchy goodness, I sure seem to have trouble communing with nature. First, there are the allergies. They are many: pollens, weeds, molds, grasses… I rarely walk … Read more
Makeup Sex
Makeup sex (noun): cathartic copulation practiced by two consenting relationship-bound adults after a spat or argument, right? You fought. You’re sorry. You’re putting it all behind you with a little under-the-covers kiss and giggle. I used to think of “makeup sex” that way, too. I got over it. Now, “makeup sex” refers to the memorable … Read more
I’ve Got a Bad Gratitude (I Hate Mondays)
Monday Monday, can’t trust that day, Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way…Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave, and not take me? Every other day, every other day, Every other day of the week is fine, yeah But whenever … Read more
The Gonzo Mama Guest-Blogs at LipstickDaily.com!
I am so honored to announce The Gonzo Mama’s first guest-blogger gig… It all went down at LipstickDaily.com. Kate and Elaine, the MIC (that’s Mamas In Charge) at LipstickDaily are constantly making my days a little more enlightened, a little more enjoyable, and a lot more giggly with their posts on love, careers, motherhood and … Read more
