Shop Gonzo for the Holidays!
Do you have a reader on your list? Everything I Need to Know About Motherhood I Learned from Animal House is riotously funny, and at just $10.00, it’s perfect for that office gift exchange. Or, snag a few copies and dole them out to your favorite mommies and daddies. Front cover (click to enlarge) Back … Read more
Baby Booties… and Spare Me the Cracks!
Be sure to check out Coppertone.comso they don’t sue me and stuff. It wasn’t too terribly long ago – in fact, it wasn’t nearly long enough ago – that I finally broke down, stopped shopping in the Juniors’ section, and asked for directions to the Misses’ section. The impetus, besides my hatefully widening hips, was … Read more
Perhaps We’ve Been Married Too Long
A few days ago, I found myself with some extra time. Instead of contemplating the rose garden I never intend to plant, outlining my next novel, or polishing my shoes, I decided to take a shower. That’s right – it was before bedtime for the toddlers, and I managed to steal away into the shower. … Read more
Toddler Fashion
This morning, Snugglebug brought me my old beaded headband. “I gon’ wear this, okay, Mom?” she informed me. “Well, sure,” I answered, excited that she was interested in the headband. “I think that’s a great idea. Put it on!” Snugglebug’s sensory integration dysfunction manifests itself in different ways at different times, but some of her … Read more
Belts Are the New Lace Panties
I’m not one to admit defeat easily, but I must confess that I am still unable to comprehend the fashion sense of today’s teens. Chalk another point for the generation gap. The jeans boys must – and do – wear are loose enough to hang halfway off boxer shorts-clad buttocks. When I first saw this … Read more
The Gonzo Mama Goes Au Natural!
Well, not exactly… but I’m feeling all sorts of natural in my spiffy new tee from ProMom Couture! (Yes, they’re real!) Check out the cute logo, and it’s so soft you can wrap a newborn in it (but who would want to, when you could be looking hot in it?). Promom sent me this shirt … Read more
Recession Got You Down? The Gonzo Mama’s Do-It-Your-Damn-Self Guide to Couture
My friends over at LipstickDaily.com are much more in tune with the season’s hot, must-have fashion elements, for some reason. Maybe because, unlike me, Kate and Elaine actually have jobs which call for a style of dress that does not include pajama pants, kids’ t-shirts and ball caps. Maybe because, unlike me, Kate and Elaine … Read more
