If My Book’s Gonna be the Next Bestseller, I’m Gonna Need Your Help
Signing books at Edmonds Winery. I’d like to sign a lot more, too… you can help! As I’ve learned recently, writing the book is just the first part. After that, there’s the marketing – and it’s a full-time job. It’s not enough that I agonized over each and every word contained within the precious bound … Read more
There’s a Reason Agents Get 15 Percent
So, you’ve written a book. Congratulations! That’s the easy part. Now, get ready to find an agent. I like to think there are three primary methods of securing an agent: The Set-Up. You know someone who knows someone who met someone who had the business card of an agent. Or, you are fortunate enough to … Read more
Vegan Double Chocolate Chai Cake (Recipe)
I’ve had many requests for my prized vegan cake recipes from fellow vegans – and from friends who are looking for cholesterol-free desserts. Did you check your calendar today? Because today’s the day I’m going to give away my top-secret recipe for my never-fail Vegan Double Chocolate Chai Cake! This recipe makes one tall, decadent … Read more
Especially for National Association of REALTORS Mid-Year Meeting Attendees
Last year, I put together a set of tips for those traveling to our glorious nation’s capital, which I emailed to all of the Washington REALTOR members who planned on attending. I received many grateful responses, so I thought I’d reprise that same information here, where it can live forever (and you can’t delete it … Read more
Someday, I Won’t Be Here To…
Dear Mr. Wright and kids: In the event of my untimely demise or incapacitation, I am leaving the following list of instructions. Put them in a safe place – you’ll need them. 1. The toilet paper roll is held in place by a spindle. When one roll is empty, you may replace it with a … Read more
There is No Japanese Word for “Vegan”
Mr. Wright and I have been collecting every bit of information we can find about Japan, in preparation for our trip this month. We’ve Googled; we’ve Wikipediaed; we’ve talked to friends who lived in or traveled to Japan. A study guide we found advises we will be expected to remove our shoes and wear slippers … Read more
Makeup Sex
Makeup sex (noun): cathartic copulation practiced by two consenting relationship-bound adults after a spat or argument, right? You fought. You’re sorry. You’re putting it all behind you with a little under-the-covers kiss and giggle. I used to think of “makeup sex” that way, too. I got over it. Now, “makeup sex” refers to the memorable … Read more
My Wisdom is Not Wasted, but I Am
The Riot Mama asked me to give her some of my sage wisdom for her piece, “The Haggard Mommy’s Guide to Going Out.” Oh, Sister, do I have some advice for you. Anyway, take a look at her hilarious piece, which is sure to elicit a chuckle, a gasp, and choruses of “Yes! Absolutely!” Gratitude … Read more
That’s My Boy! (Got the Tattoo to Prove It)
24-year-old father Eugene Ashley knows his three-year-old son is a daddy’s boy. In fact, Eugene is so sure of it that he tattooed the letters “DB” (for “Daddy’s Boy”) on the little guy’s shoulder. Let me get this straight: Baby Boy Ashley is now going to grow up with a “Daddy’s Boy” tattoo on his … Read more
Confidential to National Association of REALTORS Mid-Year Meeting Attendees
Last year, I put together a set of tips for those traveling to our glorious nation’s capital, which I emailed to all of the Washington REALTOR members who planned on attending. I received many grateful responses, so I thought I’d reprise that same information here, where it can live forever (and you can’t delete it … Read more
