August 2010 Hot Mama: Michele Horne!
Know what makes Michele hot? She has a fetish for construction workers. Especially tattooed construction workers. Especially construction workers with tattooed forearms. She’s obsessed with reality shows about crime and forensic science, which I think totally qualifies a mama for hotness (since I can’t read enough true crime books)! She’s an accomplished handy-woman. Her favorite … Read more
The World’s Hottest Mommy Blogger Laughed at Me
Well, actually, she laughed at my book. Crissy, Blogger’s Choice Awards Hottest Mommy Blogger of 2008 and 2009, reviewed Everything I Need to Know About Motherhood I Learned from Animal House, and she said she was LOLing. Crissy blogs at, appropriately enough, Crissy’s Page, and is a regular columnist at Toy With Me. Apparently, Crissy … Read more
I Just Wrote About My Sex Life for a Sex Toy Site. I’m Sorry, Mom.
I think I’m taking embarrassing my parents to a whole new level. In fact, if it ever becomes an Olympic sport, I’m a shoo-in. Can’t you just see it? Anyway, I wrote about Christian sex, and how it’s not boring and is, in fact, quite the opposite for married couples with a sense of adventure. … Read more
Photos from Chelan with Corbin Lewars
My first book signing was fabulously fun and was made even more delicious by the presence of my super-talented and hot mama pal, Corbin Lewars. Check us out! Thank you, LakeChelanOnlineNews, for the awesome photo! Thanks again, Riverwalk Books, for hosting us! (Riverwalk still has a few signed copies of our books in stock, so don’t … Read more
Perhaps We’ve Been Married Too Long
A few days ago, I found myself with some extra time. Instead of contemplating the rose garden I never intend to plant, outlining my next novel, or polishing my shoes, I decided to take a shower. That’s right – it was before bedtime for the toddlers, and I managed to steal away into the shower. … Read more
The Motherhood: From Egg to Zine (and everything in between) Tour in Chelan, Washington!
The talented mamas of Motherhood: From Egg to Zine (and everything in between) (ME2Z) are heating things up in sunny Lake Chelan, Washington on August 1st! ME2Z is a literary and arts performance tour of moms, grandmas, and would-be moms whose mission is to celebrate motherhood and passionate creativity of women. Pack up your beach … Read more
June 2009 Hot Mama: Corbin Lewars!
Seriously, Corbin is the hottest mom I know. Not only does she tell it like it is in her zine, Reality Mom (you KNOW honesty is hot!), but she’s a former nudist (I’m not sure I’ve heard the entire story yet) and an author (writer chicks are HAWT!). In fact, Corbin’s book, Creating a Life, … Read more
The Gonzo Mama Goes Au Natural!
Well, not exactly… but I’m feeling all sorts of natural in my spiffy new tee from ProMom Couture! (Yes, they’re real!) Check out the cute logo, and it’s so soft you can wrap a newborn in it (but who would want to, when you could be looking hot in it?). Promom sent me this shirt … Read more
May 2009 Hot Mama: The Mommy-Muse!
This month’s Hot Mama of the Month is… *drumroll* The Mommy-Muse! The Mommy-Muse, also known as Christy Cuellar-Wentz, is hot because she belly dances (she’s an instuctor, yo, so you KNOW she rocks!), helps moms and dads in all stages of parenthood with her online counseling services, AND she milks goats (and what’s not hot … Read more
The Gonzo Mama Guest-Blogs at LipstickDaily.com!
I can’t believe they asked me back! Kate and Elaine, mamas extraordinaire, actually allowed me to wax poetic (pun intended) about my ongoing frustration with leg hair removal on their awesome site, LipstickDaily.com. Read all about it, leave a comment, and tell ‘em The Mama sent you! Go read my post, “Stubble Trouble,” then click … Read more
April 2009 Hot Mama: Michelle Moto!
This month’s Hot Mama is… *drumroll*… Michelle Moto! Michelle is hot because she was into vampires long before Twilight. She loves Supercross, any type of racing, and football… every guy’s dream, right? She’s got a tattoo fetish, coaches soccer and tee ball, bakes a mean lasagna, and is the Queen of BBQ Ribs. As if … Read more
March 2009 Hot Mama: Betsey Booms!
This month’s Hot Mama is… *drumroll*… Betsey Booms! Betsey is hot because she digs zombies, Teenwolf and shivs. Plus, she bakes cupcakes. As if that weren’t enough, she is hysterically funny, and everyone knows funny chick are the hotness! Catch Betsey’s antics on her blog. Oh, and she has also been nominated for Hottest Mommy … Read more
Hot Mama of the Month!
Are you a hot mommy? A MILF? Tell me all about it! Send a photo and a short statement about why you should be The Gonzo Mama’s “Hot Mama of the Month!” Rules: 1. You can nominate yourself or your favorite hot mommy.2. If you are nominating someone else, send me their email address so … Read more
2009′s Hottest Mommy Blogger… The Gonzo Mama?
That’s right… I want to be Blogger’s Choice Awards’ Hottest Mommy Blogger of 2009… and I’m not afraid to use my boobs to do it! Wanna help? Go sign up at the Blogger’s Choice Awards site. They will send you a confirmation email, you gotta click the link they send you… you know the drill. … Read more
