Makeup Sex
Makeup sex (noun): cathartic copulation practiced by two consenting relationship-bound adults after a spat or argument, right? You fought. You’re sorry. You’re putting it all behind you with a little under-the-covers kiss and giggle. I used to think of “makeup sex” that way, too. I got over it. Now, “makeup sex” refers to the memorable … Read more
I’ve Got a Bad Gratitude (I Hate Mondays)
Monday Monday, can’t trust that day, Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way…Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave, and not take me? Every other day, every other day, Every other day of the week is fine, yeah But whenever … Read more
The Gonzo Mama Guest-Blogs at LipstickDaily.com!
I can’t believe they asked me back! Kate and Elaine, mamas extraordinaire, actually allowed me to wax poetic (pun intended) about my ongoing frustration with leg hair removal on their awesome site, LipstickDaily.com. Read all about it, leave a comment, and tell ‘em The Mama sent you! Go read my post, “Stubble Trouble,” then click … Read more
The Gonzo Mama Guest-Blogs at LipstickDaily.com!
I am so honored to announce The Gonzo Mama’s first guest-blogger gig… It all went down at LipstickDaily.com. Kate and Elaine, the MIC (that’s Mamas In Charge) at LipstickDaily are constantly making my days a little more enlightened, a little more enjoyable, and a lot more giggly with their posts on love, careers, motherhood and … Read more
Recession Got You Down? The Gonzo Mama’s Do-It-Your-Damn-Self Guide to Couture
My friends over at LipstickDaily.com are much more in tune with the season’s hot, must-have fashion elements, for some reason. Maybe because, unlike me, Kate and Elaine actually have jobs which call for a style of dress that does not include pajama pants, kids’ t-shirts and ball caps. Maybe because, unlike me, Kate and Elaine … Read more
Other Places to Find the Mama
It’s okay to admit it. After all, denial is a sign of addiction. You want more of me, and that’s okay. Edmonton’s ChildEdmonton’s Child published one of my humor pieces, “Wife, Mother… Exhibitionist,” and I rather enjoyed emailing with Kerri, the friendly editor. You can find my piece in their humor (they’re Canadian, so it’s … Read more
