Tricks of the Trade-Off

Getting what you want from your spouse is easy…if you know how.(Photo by Dean’s Photography, Everett, WA) You’ll never hear Mr. Wright speak an unkind word against me. Well, from my point of view, anyway. See, I don’t think it’s unflattering to be described as “wily, calculating and manipulative.” In fact, I think it’s just … Read more

If You Read Naked, They Will Come

I may have mentioned, on occasion, I’m terrified of reading in public. Someone suggested to me the old trick of imagining the audience naked in order to put me at ease. Have you SEEN my audiences? Sure, they’re fine, handsome folks, but between people from my church and family members, I think it best not … Read more

The Chonies I’ll Be Wearing When I Die

With all the excitement and travel, I almost forgot to post this week’s Gonzo Mama newspaper column! No worries, readers. Here it is: If I’m ever involved in a tragic accident, I’m pretty sure I won’t be wearing the lacy black Victoria’s Secret panties that always find their way to the back of my drawer. … Read more

Wife, Mother… Exhibitionist

To date, I have subjected three generations of Wright men to the horror of my naked body. My husband, the middle Wright, seems unharmed by the experience, but it’s unlikely that the eldest and youngest of the clan escaped permanent scarring. Neighbors, parcel deliverymen and some unsuspecting Jehovah’s Witnesses have also been victimized, but I … Read more

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